Plumbing emergencies always seem to occur at the least convenient times, and there's nothing worse than being left waiting as your bathroom slowly turns into a swimming pool.
Now, you'll never be left waiting again. Consider this our petition to Mercedes-Benz to bestow upon the world the greatest van ever made: the AMG V63 S.
The premise is quite simple. Inside, it's just a normal V-Class but with some AMG-inspired bucket seats trimmed in the standard durable cloth. There's no need for plush leather here – speaking as a former detailer, the hard plastics are easiest to clean after spending time on muddy worksites.
Outside, it's mostly still the standard V-Class as well, but with some side skirts, wheels, and a front bumper inspired by other AMG models. Of course, the bumper is still black plastic since this is a work van after all, but the three-pointed star ensures it will look at home when working at the fanciest houses in town.
But under the skin? Shove in the 4.0-litre twin-turbo AMG V8 from the old C63 S with 380kW on tap. Since there'll be no room left for the 4Matic system, it's sticking with rear-wheel drive.
With this, no tradie ever has a reason to be running late again, and your bathroom won't be turned into a swamp when a pipe bursts. You're welcome, world.
Mercedes-AMG V63 S (suggested specifications)
Price (MSRP): A$145,800
Engine: 4.0-litre twin-turbocharged V8 petrol
Transmission: 9-speed automatic
Drivetrain: RWD
Power: 380kW // 510PS
Torque: 700Nm // 520lb-ft
Acceleration (0-100km/h): 4.7 seconds
Top Speed: 250km/h // 155mph (electronically limited)
