Few cars can lay claim to stirring both loins and stomachs. BMW's questionably-styled yet brilliant M3 Touring is one of them.
Look beyond its egregious face and you'll find the perfect one-car-garage for the family man who isn't ready to give up the ultimate driving machine just yet.
That said, I will concede that it would be even perfect-er if its snout didn't make it look like the love-child of a Transformer and beaver. Until BMW gives the Touring a much-needed restyle, we will have to make do with its unmissable mug for now.
So, I've tried my hand at making the least offensive BMW M3 Touring I possibly can. And no, I didn't spec the M carbon bucket seats. I'm not a masochist.
Think you can do better? Head over to BMW's configurator by clicking here and post your results in the comments below.
